How to gain or lose weight

Information from FAT people ROCKS slimming centre;

HOW TO BECOME FAT

Method 1 : ASK BOON MENG ( eat alot of duck rice)
Method 2: ASK BOON MENG ( eat alot of duck rice)
Method 3: ASK BOON MENG ( eat alot of duck rice)
Method 4: Eat alot and sleep ( like boon meng)
Method 5: Eat more den 2 meals per meal

How to become slim

Method 1 : DUN ASK BOON MENG
Method 2: DUN ASK ARIF
Method 3: DUN ASK FAT PEOPLE
Method 4: Ask Slim people (our class no slim girls so cant help)
Method 5: Ask Slim boys ( our class have alot...Max not here .... he is more of bone den slim..not advisable to follow him......YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.....)